Welcome

Welcome to Vodafone Albania.

(This is the wrong text
since I am waiting
for the one off you
telling me
that we’re still in love)

I am tempted to ring the helpline but:

a) It would be manned by Albanians

b) It would cost me 39ppm

c)You might call at the same time and then we wouldn’t speak for a good minute or so during which time you might decide that we weren’t still in love and that would be A Bad Thing.

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