Once upon a time, four children named John, Vicki, Justin and Jovial all set off one day. Academia had been in touch to say he needed help moving his Literature forward. The four children set off happily. On the horizon they saw Academia, a kindly, jolly, old man (who smelled a little of something adult and mysterious) who greeted them with great glee. He took them to a clearing in the forest. There was a huge, long cage that seemed to go on forever. Inside the cage was the most beautiful animal they had ever seen. “What’s that?” the four children chirped, “hohoho” chortled the Academia. “Have you never seen Literature before?” Literature looked sad in it’s cage.
“Come on children!” said Academia jollily “lets get you harnessed up”
John, Vicki, Justin and Jovial all put on heavy leather harnesses. John started to cry (he had had a liberal art…
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