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THE NEATO MOSQUITO ALT LIT FIREWORKS SHOW: Exit Stage Left

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I could see now that the baby crocodile was swimming towards me, steadily growing larger. I breathed deeply, and, as it went past, lunged into the water. I missed. I took my wooden spatula out of my shirt pocket. The crocodile grinned at me. I hit him on the snout:

“Oh come on now!”

“I’m…

THE NEATO MOSQUITO ALT LIT FIREWORKS SHOW: Exit Stage Left