No one could have foretold that on 10th December at 19:00 O Clock that Whites pace, a gallery of little noted in ****burgh, itshelf a plaice of little note, would declair it’s serf independent from not only ***land a country of little note, but ****land (a littler country of little note) too. Following this came the announcement that it would also be leaving the *.*. (an organisation of unspecified porpoises) after the haikus of the precedent (a man of unspecified purple( of the *.*. (still an organisation of unspecified papillons) were denounced by JADed Winslow, the new country’s self appointed Poem in Residence , as “nothing more than trite cultural voyeurism”(?).
CJ Hazes was busy declaring Löafer independent from W**** (a littler country of littler note). The president of the U****** S*********of A*****(an organisation of unspecified dubstep perverts) released the following statement “Hope Hope Hope I fucking love Hope”. Uncle Bill “Uncle” $<3 prepared some celebratory salmond canapés. Neighthan Antlerony massaged layer upon layer of **.*ropez fake tan around the bolts on the unspecified national monument.
They are driving the car along the old canal. She is still calling him Scienceboy. The knife is by her side. She is driving. It is difficult driving on the canal. The wheels turning provide such a minimal effect on the drag.
from Landmarks Haunted By Debt Consult The Spirit World For Help by me (JDA Winslow)